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phetishAs difficult as it may be to coerce the stereotypical female vanilla sprite into anal sex, it is somehow more difficult to talk the average man into anal play.
This makes no sense to me; our digits are smaller, we are generally more gentle creatures, men actually have a prostate...I mean, who wouldn't want g-spot stimulation?
Then I stumble over the community, and I understand. Posted in increasing levels of WTF...
"Pony! My pony! Giddy-up! Who loves a carrot?"
Instead of spraying her with muppet semen, someone should have shot this girl with a tranquilizer. She is the 100-pound reincarnation of a large prison rapist.
Dancing with your dick in someone is punishable by instant surrender of the slut membership card. Also, no one has seen those moves since Pump Up The Jam.
What a careless bitch. People have died from that. She's so anxious to get in a feminine fist-pumping that she nearly takes her partner's ass with her before realizing she's still attached. There's an experience every lover covets; being fishhooked with a plastic horse dick.
You're just making my job harder, ladies.
This makes no sense to me; our digits are smaller, we are generally more gentle creatures, men actually have a prostate...I mean, who wouldn't want g-spot stimulation?
Then I stumble over the community, and I understand. Posted in increasing levels of WTF...
"Pony! My pony! Giddy-up! Who loves a carrot?"
Instead of spraying her with muppet semen, someone should have shot this girl with a tranquilizer. She is the 100-pound reincarnation of a large prison rapist.
Dancing with your dick in someone is punishable by instant surrender of the slut membership card. Also, no one has seen those moves since Pump Up The Jam.
What a careless bitch. People have died from that. She's so anxious to get in a feminine fist-pumping that she nearly takes her partner's ass with her before realizing she's still attached. There's an experience every lover covets; being fishhooked with a plastic horse dick.
You're just making my job harder, ladies.
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Date: 2011-08-18 03:32 am (UTC)*FIST PUMP*
YEAH!
Something about her reminds me of a River City Ransom character.