Oh for god’s sake.

[phetish]

I am being stalked by the people who (nearly literally) inspired Deliverance. I am getting way too old for this shit.

Whenever I lose faith in the world, I turn to my friend, Jen…who tonight, can be quoted thusly: “Yesterday a well-meaning family member told us that we were lucky the fool didn’t have a gun. I said the burglar was also lucky that he did not have a gun. I would have stuck it up his ass and pulled the trigger. Then, after I was arrested for sodomy/homicide/discharging a firearm, I would be out of jail in 4 hours telling y’all about it on LiveJournal.”

Originally published at The Pandemonium Project. You can comment here or there.