Never Get The Toys That Make The Noise

Toys R Us is hosting a massive clearance event.
If you don't have a child to use as a beard, you should still go. The sale is so good that I'm wondering if Toys R Us is in trouble.

Of course, Max didn't want any of the clearance toys.
He wanted the "cooler version" of what he sees at his pediatrician's office - a Toddler Companion Cube.

Note, this is actually the voice of the box:

As an anime fan, I can attest to the fact that there are too many great unemployed voice actors for this to be a problem. :D