Babe-zilla

[phetish]

Painkillers and anti-inflammatories, I love you so.

I theorize that, as a mother, I can't possibly have any "new" experiences.
While that may be true, no one has documented the important things.
Things that should be recorded on the internet.
Things that should be in the baby instruction manual hospitals forget to issue.

Like "your baby will develop faster than your muscles, and unless you sold wet sand out of a clay jug carried on your hips for the past 20 years, you will die of pain."

But, as much as I want to chastise the anonymous world for discourteous behavior, Google tells me that my 14-month-old son is the size and weight of the average 2-year-old baby. So maybe it's just me.