Facebook

I’m starting to hate Facebook. Every antihero of my bad_sex tales (and they are legion) has sent me a friends request.

“Hi, remember that time that I chomped your vagina like a cannibal and you never spoke to me again? Would you like to like my page so I can show my parents how likable I am?”

Dude. If I thought I had the power to recreate the blog community that existed ten…even five years ago, I would devote all my time to that.

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A Cat for Jesse

This is apparently adorable. Posted for Jesse (who was disturbed by Chase No-Face).

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When Atkins Is Just Too Hard…

…for $1,500, they will put a bacon drip in your sinuses that will fill your stomach with protein, fat, and snot.

If I were a man, I would be gay. Women are freaking insane.

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“Mittens Romney is a leading contender to be the leader of the free world.”

2 Percent of Voters Thought Mitt Romney’s Real Name Is “Mittens”

MITTENS. Fucking MITTENS.

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Cat Drowning

I thought this was an awful internet joke, until I read that, if your cat drowns, part of the resuscitation process involves…swinging them around until water flies out (http://www.doctordog.com/catbook/catdrown.html)

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Awesome Gifts

Woke up from feeling sick and blue to an awesome surprise.

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Feeling Better

Hello, world. I’m back from my sudden hiatus. That was a terrible sickness.

Though…I’m not entirely sure whether I feel completely healed, or I just can’t stand to spend another day in bed and watch the chaos unfold around me.

We have, however, established that this is why Max loves dad best.

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Happy 4/20

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