Bound

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Introducing Anthony to Bound. “It’s a noir film by the Wachowski brother…and sister…starring the voice of Chucky’s wife, ‘Old Titties’ from Showgirls, and that dick from The Matrix. And there’s fisting!”

I’ve always loved the Wachowski Bros. commentary track on Bound; they rip Jennifer Tilly the whole time. “I told her to act surprised. Would you look at her? And the GAPING MOUTH again. She can’t act and keep her mouth closed at the same time.” Been saying that for YEARS. So, thank you, America, for notifying me that the Wachowski Bros. no longer exist – it is now Wachowski Bro and Ho.

Larry Wachowski is now Lana Wachowski.

We Put The Fun In Funeral

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If I ever have to bury another man, he’s going to spend eternity in this suit.

The Only Cooking Show I Will Ever Post

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Nobody Reads About Boring People Pretending To Be Normal

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