Men vs. Women

The man's going to come back and say, "What the hell? I told you to make yourself pretty."

And I'll say, "I was, honey, but I'm in excruciating pain and have to tend to that, first."

And he'll ask, "What?! God damn it, woman! Why didn't you come and get me?!"

And I'll say, "Because, dear, beautiful women are always in pain and it only became unbearable a moment ago."

And he'll look at me like I'm crazy. Like men didn't make us this way.