Piercings

Apr. 12th, 2012 05:20 am
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Him: “Why did you take out your vaginal piercing?”
Me: “Because it sustained so much abuse that I was worried about scar tissue.”
Him: “How did it get abused?”
Me: “…”

Originally published at The Pandemonium Project. You can comment here or there.

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Originally published at The Pandemonium Project. You can comment here or there.

It was love at first sight.
I’m almost positive it’s an animatronic MC Hammer doll concealed in a young girl’s sock. But, it could be Satan. Or, it could be haunted by the ghost of a raver who ground up glow sticks into his cocaine. Whatever it is, it had to be mine.
Mine to give. Because nothing says “I love you” like a pink and violet MC Hammer glowing cocaine devil sock monkey dancing you a Valentine, holding a heart that says “Kiss me, I have a flaming case of herpes.”

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