Christian: I just want everything.
Me: Hahaha. I remember those days. Then, I’d go on purges and throw everything out. I hate too much stuff. It just weighs you down.
Christian: No, beautiful. It weighs YOU down — and by that, I mean phsycially, when you have to leave at 2 in the morning because of a crazed group of men, dressed as spanish conquistadors, show up to claim your vagina in the name of Spain.
Christian: For those of us that don’t move more than the folds of fat on an average american housewife trying to lean belly-dancing, it just goes in the basement.
Me: Do they have a flag?
Me: It must be THIS BIG to claim this land!