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Christian: I just want everything.

Me: Hahaha. I remember those days. Then, I’d go on purges and throw everything out. I hate too much stuff. It just weighs you down.

Christian: No, beautiful. It weighs YOU down — and by that, I mean phsycially, when you have to leave at 2 in the morning because of a crazed group of men, dressed as spanish conquistadors, show up to claim your vagina in the name of Spain.

Christian: For those of us that don’t move more than the folds of fat on an average american housewife trying to lean belly-dancing, it just goes in the basement.

Me: Do they have a flag?

Me: It must be THIS BIG to claim this land!

Originally published at The Pandemonium Project. You can comment here or there.

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Apr. 12th, 2012 05:20 am
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Him: “Why did you take out your vaginal piercing?”
Me: “Because it sustained so much abuse that I was worried about scar tissue.”
Him: “How did it get abused?”
Me: “…”

Originally published at The Pandemonium Project. You can comment here or there.

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