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I am being punished for all the mean things I ever said on Livejournal.

I've never seen Game of Thrones.
Today, I was given the entire first season.
Tonight, I have to drive deep into the dark city to go pick someone's ass up.
WHY GOD. YOU ONLY PRETEND TO GIVE. ONLY SCIENTISTS ARE THAT CRUEL AND THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU. 
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The internet sucks without you guys. I haven't written much, largely because I don't have a place to write. Maybe I'm not looking in the right places, but it seems like the age of blogging has passed.

Admittedly, people still blog. People will always blog, about cats and recipes and resume-building, but not like we used to write. Reading your journals was the best part of my day...and it seems like so many of us have left.

Where the arrows have fallen, I don't know. I thought most of them landed on Facebook and Twitter, but that's not possible, because both sites are awful. If the same interesting people had migrated there, the viewing experience would be as awesome as it was, on Livejournal.

What I find is that the people who were interesting on Livejournal are, for reasons I cannot imagine, willfully dull on Facebook and Twitter - maintaining their true selves here - at a fraction of the original time/energy investment.

What the hell. How do I change that? Did we all "go" somewhere? Is it just that people aren't writing here? If I write more, will you write more? How do I get us back to the way we used to be?

Hello?

Sep. 16th, 2012 10:39 pm
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Hey, is anybody still alive?

I miss you guys.

Groupon

Apr. 27th, 2012 02:21 am
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Apparently, everyone is cleaning today.

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Day Three

Apr. 23rd, 2012 04:41 pm
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Third day of returning to the diet/lifestyle that sustains me. I feel amazing. Woke up from orgiastic dreams and worked off the sexual tension in naked aerobics. Because ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN PANTS.

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Christian: I just want everything.

Me: Hahaha. I remember those days. Then, I’d go on purges and throw everything out. I hate too much stuff. It just weighs you down.

Christian: No, beautiful. It weighs YOU down — and by that, I mean phsycially, when you have to leave at 2 in the morning because of a crazed group of men, dressed as spanish conquistadors, show up to claim your vagina in the name of Spain.

Christian: For those of us that don’t move more than the folds of fat on an average american housewife trying to lean belly-dancing, it just goes in the basement.

Me: Do they have a flag?

Me: It must be THIS BIG to claim this land!

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This monogamy thing isn’t working out for me.
I’ve never faltered from it, because it, like all things, is a commitment.
But, I find myself actually dreaming of a polyamorous lifestyle.

Plus, my partner is forever unfaithful, and being noble for the sake of nobility feels silly, after a while.

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Oh Hai!

Apr. 22nd, 2012 04:03 pm
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After a long nap, I feel amazing. Life is beautiful. Kona Coffee is love. :D

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I used to get angry, when I would give someone my best work and they would come back with a laughable fail.

It’s a hard thing to accept, that sometimes, the people from whom you crave excellence can only produce mediocrity.

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Atkins

Apr. 21st, 2012 06:01 am
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Amidst today’s chaos, I completely forgot to note that we’ve gone on Atkins. Stephen’s post…

…inspired us to get back in our suits. Of course, my vinyl Harley costume was made for a tiny (size 2?) body. But, I look forward to something like this.

It’s easy, it’s healthy, and it’s cheaper than a $1500 bacon nasal drip. :)

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I swear to god, I got sick and everyone went insane.

If he were five years older I would have bombed Max with the rolls.

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Moogle.

Apr. 21st, 2012 05:27 am
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Moogle is proof that beauty will save you from a well-deserved asskicking.

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Sick

Apr. 21st, 2012 01:09 am
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I am officially done being sick. Even if I am not entirely well, I cannot stand being sick another moment.

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Happy 4/20

Apr. 20th, 2012 08:41 pm
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Hello, world. I’m back from my sudden hiatus. That was a terrible sickness.

Though…I’m not entirely sure whether I feel completely healed, or I just can’t stand to spend another day in bed and watch the chaos unfold around me.

We have, however, established that this is why Max loves dad best.

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Woke up from feeling sick and blue to an awesome surprise. :)

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I thought this was an awful internet joke, until I read that, if your cat drowns, part of the resuscitation process involves…swinging them around until water flies out (http://www.doctordog.com/catbook/catdrown.html)

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…for $1,500, they will put a bacon drip in your sinuses that will fill your stomach with protein, fat, and snot.

If I were a man, I would be gay. Women are freaking insane.

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